Some say his tears are adhesive, and if he caught fire he would burn for a thousand days. All we know is he’s called the Rick.
my dad came in and saw this and told me to get off the computer and go outside
"waluigi number one" - the lesser known second sentence that neil armband said when landing on the first moon
when u hungry but ur food 2 hot
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
I JSUT FUCKING FOUND THE ORIGINAL ARTIST OF GOTTA GO FAST
I WAS ON GODDAMN WAYBACK MACHINE ON SONIC CENTRAL AND THIS IS LITERALLY IT
POSTED AUGUST 2004
THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND
hes 15 now how do u think he feels