HALF LIFE: TUMBLR LIFE CONSEQUENCES
So how did Rick Hunter become the voice of Postal Dude in Postal 1?
Anonymous

gopostalrws:

Some say his tears are adhesive, and if he caught fire he would burn for a thousand days. All we know is he’s called the Rick.

paineds:

my dad came in and saw this and told me to get off the computer and go outside

paineds:

my dad came in and saw this and told me to get off the computer and go outside

conversatron:

"waluigi number one" - the lesser known second sentence that neil armband said when landing on the first moon

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

kankiri:

pantskit:

I JSUT FUCKING FOUND THE ORIGINAL ARTIST OF GOTTA GO FAST

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I WAS ON GODDAMN WAYBACK MACHINE ON SONIC CENTRAL AND THIS IS LITERALLY IT

POSTED AUGUST 2004

THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND

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hes 15 now how do u think he feels

triple-q:

What could possibly go wrong?